17:00 CEST NSL Open tournament #3 Group Stage http://ensl.org/contests/412
Hello and welcome to the second part of NS school for noobs. Today we focus primarily on base-whining. Not the regular whining, but the kind that takes place in base. Just like before, let's start off with a guiding set of pictures.
In the first picture we have a Santa and klatu(klatu on the left). Giving out unnecessary gifts belongs to Santa's job description. Basically, you can go to Santa and if you've been nice and it happens to be christmas, you can ask for a jetpack and shotgun. He will provide you with these. Finding a real Santa might prove problematic.
In the next picture we have a lovebox, a teen vag, teen pussy, etc. (dear child, many names). These give something nice too and usually quite easily. Receiving can be made even easier by repeating things like 'come on', 'don't be like that' or 'give me some'. For further instructions, you may /msg rihjy in QuakeNet.
In the third picture we have a pro NS-commander. Pro NS-commander doesn't give out gifts(don't be fooled by the seasonal disguise). Commander is responsible for the whole team and their advancement – not just that of a single person's. So, when you are asking for a jetpack or shotgun and the commander doesn't give you those, it probably isn't because the commander didn't see your request or care, but rather it wasn't in the team's best interest to give you stuff at that moment.. And this is why you
DON'T SCREW AROUND IN THE BASE CRYING FOR BIGGER GUNS OR HUMP THE ARMORY UNTIL SOMETHING OTHER THAN A WELDER DROPS OFF, AND IF FOR SOME REASON COMMANDER HAS TO JUMP OUT OF THE CHAIR FOR A BRIEF MOMENT, YOU ABSOLUTELY DO NOT GO IN THERE TO BUY ANYTHING FOR YOURSELF! EVER!