New Predictors Wanted

Hey all. As I'm leaving NS after the World Cup, the ENSL is going to need new predictors.

The successful applicant (...) will have:

- A leet grasp of the English language.
- The paitence to watch most of the Premiership matches.
- Be able to co-ordinate with a couple of French d00ds.

Mike will be looking for at least 2 predictors this season, as I cracked a few times from the masses of PMs (including, but not limited to "why didn't you do a report on my match?" "why did you predict us to lose?" and the always mature: "wtf I was the best player").

Either apply on your own, or apply in pairs.

The predictor isn't the easiest of jobs, but guaranteed you will know at least 90% of the community by the time the season ends.

Speak to Mike (M\\ke on #ensl on IRC), or feel free to talk to me (and I'll pass your name on to Mike) but be quick as I'll be leaving IRC too after the World Cup. (But probably not because we know it's impossible to leave NS+IRC.)

Finally, I hope you all had a great Christmas.
sherpa on 27 December 05 15:29

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Se cleJs

lol flying

27 December 2005, 15:41

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Se B1 | iMAGINE

thanks for your work. cu@cpl predictions.

27 December 2005, 19:24

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Be Mike

it's sad to hear :/ Thx for your help my friend..

27 December 2005, 19:57

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Az Skyice

bye sherpa.

27 December 2005, 22:33

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No Fana | Archaea

- A leet grasp of the English language.

- The _paitence_ to watch most of the Premiership matches.

Ouch!

The predictor isn't the easiest of jobs, but guaranteed you will know at least 90% of the community by the time the season ends.

Can't say I can vouch for that, but there's no doubt you'll be a wiser man and more knowledgeable about NS.

What I can say is that it's a lot of fun, if you have the guts to do work that hardly anyone will thank you -- more likely flame you even! -- for.

Good luck with quiting NS... again?

27 December 2005, 23:24

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Gb mu

Team CATBUS hereby accepts your request (hidden in this news post in a rather unusual form of Shetland slang) to become this season's predictions team.

28 December 2005, 00:55

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Gb lump

:S :( >_

28 December 2005, 02:47

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Gb sublime | Spastic Colon

WHAT

28 December 2005, 03:05

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De bp

WTF SHERBERT :'(

28 December 2005, 13:07

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Uk sherpa | cisequaltothree

This is actually part of my plan for NS domination. I was going to quit in the Summer before I was offered PT; so now I'm hoping I get offered developer status to stay on.

Then I can kill cloak.

But seriously, thanks for the fun times!

-James "OMEGA PREDICTOR" Elston.

28 December 2005, 17:49

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Gb sublime | Spastic Colon

OH FUCK, OMEGA!?

28 December 2005, 18:06

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Gb mu

wait shit youre leaving see you later captain sheffield

28 December 2005, 20:28

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Az cream

i guess skyice takes over team uk ?

29 December 2005, 02:42

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Fr FlashNaabZ

Noeeeees ,sherpa forever!

29 December 2005, 17:53

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Fi weezer

i give you a month, seraph

cya

29 December 2005, 20:36

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Uk sherpa | cisequaltothree

Yea, I can't see me staying away from you lovely noobs forever.

Penciled in the summer for a return (due to uni ending :

31 December 2005, 22:11

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No Fana | Archaea

Couple of hours? More like half a day.

1 January 2006, 00:02

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No Fana | Archaea

... and that's if you're lucky enough to even find an opponent.

But hey, what's new?

1 January 2006, 00:03

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Az cream

bears are left handed

1 January 2006, 15:20

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Vi frG | TROLLS

More like 1 minute to find a opponent with the NEW INTRODUCED PCW FINDER BOT SYSTEM THINGIE. COME CHECK IT OUT!

1 January 2006, 21:35

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No Fana | Archaea

Less drugs, frG. They're not good for you. Just say no mkay?

1 January 2006, 21:41

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Fi Iots | el'pheer

Shut up tard.

1 January 2006, 23:21

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No Fana | Archaea

BURNT

2 January 2006, 00:20

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Az Skyice

;o

2 January 2006, 03:21

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Gb lump

what's wrong with drugs?

2 January 2006, 05:38

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No Fana | Archaea

They make you crazy in the head man. Do milk not drugs, just like Mr. T!

2 January 2006, 15:01

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Uk sherpa | cisequaltothree

You know Mr. T is a homosexual?

Hand on heart- no joke.

So anyone else picture army-recruit-Fana as Chris Tucker's character off The Fifth Element (the DJ?)

*gunfire*

"KORBAN?! KOOORBAAAAAAN!" /hides

(You know what I mean plx)

2 January 2006, 15:45

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No Fana | Archaea

Hey now. I'm not a girly man.

2 January 2006, 17:12

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No Fana | Archaea

Also I'm not black, I'm Spanish.

2 January 2006, 17:13

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Gb csm

"So anyone else picture army-recruit-Fana as Chris Tucker's character off The Fifth Element"

actually, yes.
http://www.omgwtfns.co.uk/fanaelement.JPG

2 January 2006, 21:05

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Az cream

polol

2 January 2006, 21:07

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Se narc

3 January 2006, 01:17

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Gb mu

correct answer

3 January 2006, 03:58

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No Fana | Archaea

Seconded.

3 January 2006, 13:14

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Uk sherpa | cisequaltothree

NS in "people talking shit" scandal.

3 January 2006, 17:20

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No Fana | Archaea

ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

BITCH

3 January 2006, 20:23

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Uk sherpa | cisequaltothree

SIT DOWN, NORWAY.

3 January 2006, 21:54

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