New Predictors Wanted

Hey all. As I'm leaving NS after the World Cup, the ENSL is going to need new predictors.

The successful applicant (...) will have:

- A leet grasp of the English language.
- The paitence to watch most of the Premiership matches.
- Be able to co-ordinate with a couple of French d00ds.

Mike will be looking for at least 2 predictors this season, as I cracked a few times from the masses of PMs (including, but not limited to "why didn't you do a report on my match?" "why did you predict us to lose?" and the always mature: "wtf I was the best player").

Either apply on your own, or apply in pairs.

The predictor isn't the easiest of jobs, but guaranteed you will know at least 90% of the community by the time the season ends.

Speak to Mike (M\\ke on #ensl on IRC), or feel free to talk to me (and I'll pass your name on to Mike) but be quick as I'll be leaving IRC too after the World Cup. (But probably not because we know it's impossible to leave NS+IRC.)

Finally, I hope you all had a great Christmas.

sherpa on 27 December 05 09:29

History | Comments: 37

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By: cleJs on 27/Dec/05 09:41
lol flying
By: B1 ( iMAGINE ) on 27/Dec/05 13:24
thanks for your work. cu@cpl predictions.
By: Mike on 27/Dec/05 13:57
it's sad to hear :/ Thx for your help my friend..
By: Skyice on 27/Dec/05 16:33
bye sherpa.
By: Fana ( Archaea ) on 27/Dec/05 17:24
- A leet grasp of the English language.

- The _paitence_ to watch most of the Premiership matches.

Ouch!

The predictor isn't the easiest of jobs, but guaranteed you will know at least 90% of the community by the time the season ends.

Can't say I can vouch for that, but there's no doubt you'll be a wiser man and more knowledgeable about NS.

What I can say is that it's a lot of fun, if you have the guts to do work that hardly anyone will thank you -- more likely flame you even! -- for.

Good luck with quiting NS... again?
By: mu on 27/Dec/05 18:55
Team CATBUS hereby accepts your request (hidden in this news post in a rather unusual form of Shetland slang) to become this season's predictions team.
By: 360ms on 27/Dec/05 20:47
:S :( >_
By: sublime ( Perfect Peckers ) on 27/Dec/05 21:05
WHAT
By: bp on 28/Dec/05 07:07
WTF SHERBERT :'(
By: sherpa ( cisequaltothree ) on 28/Dec/05 11:49
This is actually part of my plan for NS domination. I was going to quit in the Summer before I was offered PT; so now I'm hoping I get offered developer status to stay on.

Then I can kill cloak.

But seriously, thanks for the fun times!

-James "OMEGA PREDICTOR" Elston.
By: sublime ( Perfect Peckers ) on 28/Dec/05 12:06
OH FUCK, OMEGA!?
By: mu on 28/Dec/05 14:28
wait shit youre leaving see you later captain sheffield
By: cream on 28/Dec/05 20:42
i guess skyice takes over team uk ?
By: FlashNaabZ on 29/Dec/05 11:53
Noeeeees ,sherpa forever!
By: weezer on 29/Dec/05 14:36
i give you a month, seraph

cya
By: sherpa ( cisequaltothree ) on 31/Dec/05 16:11
Yea, I can't see me staying away from you lovely noobs forever.

Penciled in the summer for a return (due to uni ending :
By: Fana ( Archaea ) on 31/Dec/05 18:02
Couple of hours? More like half a day.
By: Fana ( Archaea ) on 31/Dec/05 18:03
... and that's if you're lucky enough to even find an opponent.

But hey, what's new?
By: cream on 01/Jan/06 09:20
bears are left handed
By: frG ( TROLLS ) on 01/Jan/06 15:35
More like 1 minute to find a opponent with the NEW INTRODUCED PCW FINDER BOT SYSTEM THINGIE. COME CHECK IT OUT!
By: Fana ( Archaea ) on 01/Jan/06 15:41
Less drugs, frG. They're not good for you. Just say no mkay?
By: Iots ( el'pheer ) on 01/Jan/06 17:21
Shut up tard.
By: Fana ( Archaea ) on 01/Jan/06 18:20
BURNT
By: Skyice on 01/Jan/06 21:21
;o
By: 360ms on 01/Jan/06 23:38
what's wrong with drugs?
By: Fana ( Archaea ) on 02/Jan/06 09:01
They make you crazy in the head man. Do milk not drugs, just like Mr. T!
By: sherpa ( cisequaltothree ) on 02/Jan/06 09:45
You know Mr. T is a homosexual?

Hand on heart- no joke.

So anyone else picture army-recruit-Fana as Chris Tucker's character off The Fifth Element (the DJ?)

*gunfire*

"KORBAN?! KOOORBAAAAAAN!" /hides

(You know what I mean plx)
By: Fana ( Archaea ) on 02/Jan/06 11:12
Hey now. I'm not a girly man.
By: Fana ( Archaea ) on 02/Jan/06 11:13
Also I'm not black, I'm Spanish.
By: csm on 02/Jan/06 15:05
"So anyone else picture army-recruit-Fana as Chris Tucker's character off The Fifth Element"

actually, yes.
http://www.omgwtfns.co.uk/fanaelement.JPG
By: cream on 02/Jan/06 15:07
polol
By: narc on 02/Jan/06 19:17
By: mu on 02/Jan/06 21:58
correct answer
By: Fana ( Archaea ) on 03/Jan/06 07:14
Seconded.
By: sherpa ( cisequaltothree ) on 03/Jan/06 11:20
NS in "people talking shit" scandal.
By: Fana ( Archaea ) on 03/Jan/06 14:23
ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

BITCH
By: sherpa ( cisequaltothree ) on 03/Jan/06 15:54
SIT DOWN, NORWAY.

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