Div1 finals + Div2 stuff

Hey everyone...

Now that im properly awake, here are a few things:

First of all, Div1 arrived to the finnish, the only thing left to do is the finals between Flatline and TIMMERMAN, which is to be played before Sunday!

Also in Div2 we have a few glitches, namely two unplayed matches:
Saberz - Spanish Community in Div2A and
Voltage - Hell's Militia in Div2B!

Get these matches done as soon as possible, but definetly before Friday!
Default time for this 2 matches are 12nd, December, 20:00 CET! If one of the teams wont show up on either match, the other team will recive the forfeit win!

Division 2 Semi-finals will be at Saturday!
Division 2 Finals will be at Sunday!

For Semi-Finals and Finals the default time is 20:00 CET!

Let the drama begin!


Voodo on 08 December 08 17:31

History | Comments: 101


By: TrC ( Exertus ) on 08/Dec/08 20:24
play tah games!
By: SwEEtY on 08/Dec/08 21:12
can we like kick HM ?
they like didnt accepted the match at Friday 5 ( they saw the match calendar ) , and after, told us that they want to play next week!
By: Cosmic ( Saperion "Fan"-Club ) on 08/Dec/08 22:27
they voted obama, they stay!
By: Logan ( The Sproggalots ) on 08/Dec/08 22:43
i will vote you cosi
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 08/Dec/08 23:45
HAHAHA fucking epic cosmic! *Agrees* :D
By: Air ( Made in Russia ) on 09/Dec/08 02:31
HM If you such impudent we play on default time !
12nd, December, 20:00 CET .
Not earlier not later .
To me has bothered under you to be arranged already the third time. I have already agreed with the command. During other time they cannot any more.
By: Air ( Made in Russia ) on 09/Dec/08 02:32
used by translater .
By: TrC ( Exertus ) on 09/Dec/08 06:18
Cant win, go for the forfeits, cool.
By: rainbowfish on 09/Dec/08 06:22
Are you saying your team can only play on Friday at 20:00(11am our time)and thats it? Not even a few hours later or a days before? I've seen your team pcwing until 3-4(your time) in the morning almost all week. I'm sorry if you feel we are being impudent towards you air, we've just never had this much difficulty scheduling with someone before. All the other ensl teams we've played against so far have been fairly flexible and easy to schedule with.
By: Voodo ( Two Team Squad ) on 09/Dec/08 08:31
voltage a lil bit more flexibility pls
By: TrC ( Exertus ) on 09/Dec/08 10:37
yep hate to admit it but v0 is one of the most active clans atm. You should arrange it instead of waiting for deadline! Specs demand some action!
By: Air ( Made in Russia ) on 09/Dec/08 13:33
U cant play play in friday , we cant play on sat morning ! And all my team cant play on work week , and what u gonna do ? I hate forfeit , i want to play ! But I was bothered with all time to concede .
By: Voodo ( Two Team Squad ) on 09/Dec/08 13:56
air u asked me yesterday if i had 6, it was monday dunno if u work on mondays where u live
By: Alpharama on 09/Dec/08 14:11
monday is a work day, but that monday was day when everyone gathered.. friday is best option for us.. its actually the only day we can play + finals r on weekend, so no need to rush the events.. comon voodo, u already showed what u and your team can do, lets not talk about flexibility, we were ready twice..
By: TrC ( Exertus ) on 09/Dec/08 14:33
I sense lies, big lies.
By: Air ( Made in Russia ) on 09/Dec/08 15:02
In the evening to play I collect all whom I can! The basic structure cannot play when want HМ! Clearly?
By: jzide on 09/Dec/08 16:50
I don't want to play ENSL match in working days, pcws easy but not ensl, there is personal reasons. Acceptable days are Friday, Saturday and maybe Sunday! We can gather in work days, but it will be kinda difficult.. Every one is free at weekends isn't it O_o ??

HM's played their matches between 20-22 in ENSL time..
We gave u 2 hours from 21-11 in ENSL, and u couldn't gather ur team..
So wtf r u trying to tell us?? That u can't play on Friday in 20:00 ?? ROFL!!!
By: Voodo ( Two Team Squad ) on 09/Dec/08 17:13
jz, friday 8pm cet is like friday noon for them they are in the US
By: pyro on 09/Dec/08 17:56
By: Alpharama on 09/Dec/08 18:45
ok, heres how it works - I talk to americans, we play on friday, everyone specs, everyone is happy.. now stop talking about this, its nothing u can do about it, finals r on sat and sun anyway.. and nana - ure fat
By: Cosmic ( Saperion "Fan"-Club ) on 09/Dec/08 18:57
gogo Americans, invite Obama and tell him to join as "Flayra" on hltv, that ll be epic!
By: Voodo ( Two Team Squad ) on 09/Dec/08 19:06
flayras will be banhammered from hltvs, we dont like the real one either :D
By: pyro on 09/Dec/08 19:43
i still need more drama
By: Voodo ( Two Team Squad ) on 09/Dec/08 19:56
drop ur pants and post a pic we'll laugh at ya for the drama
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 09/Dec/08 20:09
Hahaha i fucking love u guys! :p
By: TrC ( Exertus ) on 09/Dec/08 20:18
personal reasons = "I dont want them to get players" ?
By: Voodo ( Two Team Squad ) on 09/Dec/08 20:25
android is expecting some "ur gay" post but hes not getting any!
By: jzide on 09/Dec/08 20:34

eta scuka tupaja, menja uze podzaebala, v koster ejo! ^_^
By: Go4lie on 09/Dec/08 21:05
nenado :(
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 09/Dec/08 21:19
Hahahaha yeah such a selfburn faliure :(
Need more flamers here, who gives a shit about actually playing ns?? :p
By: Psy ( Two Team Squad ) on 09/Dec/08 21:51
ns is dead we just want more and more drama
By: pyro on 09/Dec/08 22:06
as i said, need more drama
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 09/Dec/08 22:14
Yeah fuck you pyro! *awaiting drama* ;)
By: Voodo ( Two Team Squad ) on 09/Dec/08 22:36
pyro ur lazy to do drama u only watch it
By: pyro on 09/Dec/08 22:48
drama on t3g forum
By: pyro on 09/Dec/08 22:49
ah fuck it

weeeed time
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 10/Dec/08 00:01
Hehe lucky you that can smoke weed :(
Fucking army shit for my part in a month -.-
By: Nde ( Saunamen ) on 10/Dec/08 01:09
The dreaming finals
By: GreeN ( cisequaltothree ) on 10/Dec/08 03:06
You want drama? I heard Adam "AltbstFrth" is coming back to NS for a final showdown- book your tickets now!
By: ShEePy on 10/Dec/08 05:13
He's shit.
By: Voodo ( Two Team Squad ) on 10/Dec/08 09:52
android they can only see weed for like 8 days(i think), so if u got a month, get busy
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 10/Dec/08 11:15
"For a frequent user, the substance may stay in the system up to 40 days after abstaining from use of cannabis or cannabis containing substances. For seldom users, the detection period is from 2-10 days."
So in other words im fucked! lol ;D
Thats all from Androids smoking school for today!
By: Voodo ( Two Team Squad ) on 10/Dec/08 11:19
thats right children, drugs are bad, mmkay
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 10/Dec/08 11:21
hahaha! No fucking do them while u can kids! ;D
By: qin on 10/Dec/08 16:06
drugs are bad yeah, but so is murder
By: marmotte on 10/Dec/08 16:50
* * * ** * * * ** *PAPILLON DE LUMIÈRE *** * * ** ** *
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 10/Dec/08 17:24
"You can overdose on water, you can die from potatoes, all sorts of stuff can kill you, yet cannabis cant."
Not a single overdose have happened to date from the use of canabis. And it CAN NOT happen eighter because you would have to smoke half youre body weight within 15 min.. Imo a normal person would struggle to smoke 5 grams in this time!
So comparing, weed with murder if thats what u tried there qin is just ignorant..(probably misunderstood:p But just wanted to say this anyway xD)
Lesson 2 of Android`s smoking school!
By: Cosmic ( Saperion "Fan"-Club ) on 10/Dec/08 17:54
Might be Android, but u forgot the fact that smoker are so retarded that they might eat 2kg of it and die by asphyxiation. Or might die by the lighter cause they thought its funny in that drugged situation to use fuel as picklecream and so on....
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 10/Dec/08 18:40
At first sight i dident want to comment this even, because u clearly have never seen\smoked weed in youre life..Im a hash smoker, would you call me a retard? Got 119 iq and only got top grades in school (even gym)? I smoked hash every day, and it hasent affected me abit except for my lungs, thx to the legal tobaco i buy in the store... Ironic?
My guess is that if anyone was stupid enough to actually try to eat 2kg in the first place (and had the money for it...???)They would pass out before they got even close, maybe 20 grams then ZZzzzzZZZ...
Hope u read that last line really good because that is my main point! Pot\hash smokers dont do fucking silly shit like you "others" do, going around barfighting and beating their wifes because they are to "drunk"... They basicly feel to good, to do anything but to chiiiiiilll....
By: Cosmic ( Saperion "Fan"-Club ) on 10/Dec/08 18:52
cause u cant handle your life u need to take drugs, got it thx, btw u gave me a perfect argument, my iq is "mensa"tested 121, means i am smarter by not taking drugs, proven thx, back to topic, i want drama!
By: Voodo ( Two Team Squad ) on 10/Dec/08 19:07
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 10/Dec/08 19:08
People that do speed fall under the category that u just mentioned... I handle my life fine, havent felt a thing after 5 whole years of smoking... Because u see compared to other silly shit in this world weed is actually harmless.. And if u go read for youreself instead of just listening to other monkeys that heard shit from their mums, u and ure 121 iq will figure it out ureself...
Its just stupid commenting on stuff u seriously have no clue about...If u try it one day let me know, because then we can actually have this discussion, when u know what things are like...
Retards are everywere btw(E.g James, Fox, Arj to mention a few...) , dosent really have anything to do with pot smoking now does it?So u can have ure 2 points but u really dident prove anything by it...kthx.. Bring ze drama
By: BerglunD ( Snowrollers ) on 10/Dec/08 19:21
drugs is the best
By: Tane ( Saunamen ) on 10/Dec/08 19:55
You are fucking retard if you think your iq test tells shit about your intelligence as a whole. Its testing only minority of your intelligence mostly just your locical thinking.
But yeah, weak drugs arent more harmful than alcohol or ciggys. Only reason they are forbidden in most of countries is because goverments cant control drug business and therefore its bad business.
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 10/Dec/08 20:19
I just had to use it as and e.g to get her\him(?) to understand that u dont need to get stupifyed just because of something as weak as hash or pot..
Totally agree with the last thing u said tane!
Canabis can grow ANYWERE in the world = they cant control it = It must be illegal because they cant make money... Nice post tane!
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 10/Dec/08 20:20
they cant tax it* Shit spelling (been up 34 hours) :s
By: Cosmic ( Saperion "Fan"-Club ) on 10/Dec/08 20:44
ofc iq test hast nothing to do with intelligence, he wanted to profile with it, i did the same to show how retarded this conversation is. Just accept the fact that there is no objective answer to the question if those drugs are ok or not
By: Alpharama on 10/Dec/08 21:41
why r u talking about drugs, alcohol and cigs @ ensl homepage? :D
By: Fana ( Archaea ) on 10/Dec/08 21:55
This is officially hilarious.
By: Voodo ( Two Team Squad ) on 10/Dec/08 22:08
seee kids, its easy
By: Voodo ( Two Team Squad ) on 10/Dec/08 22:08
by the way, im a DEA agent
By: Cosmic ( Saperion "Fan"-Club ) on 10/Dec/08 22:09
and i like hungarian food
By: Voodo ( Two Team Squad ) on 10/Dec/08 22:22
gulyás ftw
By: Tweadle on 10/Dec/08 22:49
Mine is 145 so everybody shut up and listen to what I have to say.
By: Tweadle on 10/Dec/08 22:50
By: enigmatic ( 9L ) on 10/Dec/08 23:00
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
By: Cosmic ( Saperion "Fan"-Club ) on 10/Dec/08 23:38
if u think about the fact that most iq tests go up to 140, yours is really impressive tweadle ^^
By: Tweadle on 10/Dec/08 23:39
yes, it is actually
By: GibbZ ( 9L ) on 10/Dec/08 23:53
"You are fucking retard if you think your iq test tells shit about your intelligence as a whole. Its testing only minority of your intelligence mostly just your locical thinking."
- think someones got a low IQ and jealous ;)

I know of a guy who smoked 3 joints of weed and had a massive anxiety attack and had massive heart spasms and pain. He hasn't taken it since. So I wouldn't say its harmless.

I personally do snus quite a bit and I think thats ace, all the benefits of smoking but you can do it indoors and it has less then half the ammount of carcinogens then a cigarette.

Also I got officially tested by my dyslexia clinic, and I have (had) an IQ of 153.

I feel I have sufficiently joined in with this discussion.

nLorigins > Radial.
By: Tweadle on 11/Dec/08 00:04
mine was mensa tested so ul
By: Tweadle on 11/Dec/08 00:07
Oh and they give a handicap (+20) to dyslexics to make them feel less stupid. A rule of thumb is: If you can't spell, you're DUMB.
By: GibbZ ( 9L ) on 11/Dec/08 00:22
The clinic would have to use official tests so I'm sure it would be linked with mensa.

Actually my spelling is alright. However I wouldn't rate that as intelligence. I mean learning words... anyone can do that? You simple read a dictionary all day over and over.
That's what I heard you did all day in your youth thomas :)
By: naduli ( Exertus ) on 11/Dec/08 01:19
Looking for potential finnish players! #DU.ns or pm me
By: GibbZ ( 9L ) on 11/Dec/08 01:45
please only related to the topic at hand zh...
By: Fana ( Archaea ) on 11/Dec/08 03:08
My IQ is the highest IQ posted before or after this comment +10.
By: AltFrthz on 11/Dec/08 03:56
@ndriod I agree with your point- Cosmic is a monkey, however I believe that cannabis can numb a persons thirst for knowledge and therefore turn them into a retard/monkey.
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 11/Dec/08 05:18
So can alot of things altfrthz if u cant control ureself to some extend... Not saying that everyone should go take weed to become smart.. (lol?)
And zamma, if u smoke camel poop then i understand why u get ill... Come to norway and il hook u up with some good weed instead... hahaha ;)
And yes, this is officaly hilarious... Final`s were???? hahaha xD
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 11/Dec/08 05:28
(forgot to write)
Lesson 347 of Androids smoking school!
Drugs are good mmmkay!
By: GibbZ ( 9L ) on 11/Dec/08 07:24
don't we know it. I like poppers too!
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 11/Dec/08 08:53
By: Voodo ( Two Team Squad ) on 11/Dec/08 09:51
cannabis effects ur long-term memory quite badly
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 11/Dec/08 10:44
Since you guys obviously dont read for ureselfs il post more shit here...:

"A 1998 report by INSERM and CNRS, which was directed by Dr. Pierre-Bernard Roques, determined that, "former results suggesting anatomic changes in the brain of chronic cannabis users, measured by tomography, were not confirmed by the accurate modern neuro-imaging techniques (such as MRI) ... Moreover, morphological impairment of the hippocampus [which plays a part in memory and navigation] of rat after administration of very high doses of THC was not shown." He concluded that cannabis does not have any neurotoxicity as defined in the report, unlike alcohol and cocaine"
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 11/Dec/08 11:36
So as far as my bad english understood this quote..
Alcohol AND cocain, both these DRUGS, effect you long term and make you as clever as (a) peanut. These things will KILL stuff in youre brain. Unlike natural stuff like canabis, that have side effects that goes 100% away after some time you stopped smoking it!
By: vallanhaamu ( Anonym Anti Anti A. ) on 11/Dec/08 12:07
I think the true test in all of these IQ tests is that if a person is willing to reveal it to everybody.
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 11/Dec/08 13:56
Talk about getting hung up in a small sentence i made... jeeeeze, i said it a million times it was to understate a point i was trying to make...
By: GibbZ ( 9L ) on 11/Dec/08 15:20
what happened to lump? I hear he used to be clever.
By: Tweadle on 11/Dec/08 16:17
If your IQ was higher Android, you'd know to listen to me, someone with superior IQ. You'd also know that cannabis (and all other drugs) affect people differently. Paranoia, general lethargy and accentuated happiness OR depression are all potential long-term effects on the brain. You've targeted some CANNABIS?YES! sites and put down some information to the contrary. That bloke is talking about one aspect of the drug that may not exist and you've interpreted it as no-bad-effects-on-the-brain which is pretty stupid. In fact, i'm going to hedge a bet and say that it's because you smoke too much that you came to that conclusion! Biased knowledge-site searching is also dumb. But don't worry; it's not your fault, it's your IQ's!
By: Varathar ( Quaxy ) on 12/Dec/08 02:18
... LOL! ...
By: Varathar ( Quaxy ) on 12/Dec/08 02:22
Get a life or start talking about NS!
By: TrC ( Exertus ) on 12/Dec/08 08:35
By: Johs on 12/Dec/08 10:26
By: qin on 12/Dec/08 10:27
I'm listening to Michael Jackson lol
By: VinceDotLink ( Stray Dogs ) on 12/Dec/08 12:54
By: Altbst on 12/Dec/08 17:11
I'll let youtube do the talking.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=udmpyvUKV7g Cosmic
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0xqIyJA4I-8 Shitblime
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=orTSfNfAYNY lump
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hQqUyBN4g8M Conclusion
By: dugi on 12/Dec/08 17:34
By: GreeN ( cisequaltothree ) on 12/Dec/08 17:37
You just got Altfrth'd
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 12/Dec/08 18:38
lmfao Alfrth!
By: Maxx on 12/Dec/08 18:40
NS drama is back! does this forcast one more enls season, I SHOULD THINK SO!
By: Cosmic ( Saperion "Fan"-Club ) on 12/Dec/08 18:55
post 99!
By: Android ( Snowrollers ) on 12/Dec/08 19:05
lulz who will be the lucky nr 100? oÔ
By: frG ( TROLLS ) on 12/Dec/08 19:06

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