Div1 finals + Div2 stuff

Hey everyone...

Now that im properly awake, here are a few things:

First of all, Div1 arrived to the finnish, the only thing left to do is the finals between Flatline and TIMMERMAN, which is to be played before Sunday!

Also in Div2 we have a few glitches, namely two unplayed matches:
Saberz - Spanish Community in Div2A and
Voltage - Hell's Militia in Div2B!

Get these matches done as soon as possible, but definetly before Friday!
Default time for this 2 matches are 12nd, December, 20:00 CET! If one of the teams wont show up on either match, the other team will recive the forfeit win!

Division 2 Semi-finals will be at Saturday!
Division 2 Finals will be at Sunday!


For Semi-Finals and Finals the default time is 20:00 CET!

Let the drama begin!

Voodo
Voodo on 08 December 08 08:31

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Jp TrC | Exertus

play tah games!

8 December 2008, 11:24

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Bm SwEEtY

can we like kick HM ?
they like didnt accepted the match at Friday 5 ( they saw the match calendar ) , and after, told us that they want to play next week!

8 December 2008, 12:12

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De Cosmic | Saperion "Fan"-Club

they voted obama, they stay!

8 December 2008, 13:27

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Eu Logan | The Sproggalots

i will vote you cosi

8 December 2008, 13:43

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No Android | Snowrollers

HAHAHA fucking epic cosmic! *Agrees* :D

8 December 2008, 14:45

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Eu Air | Made in Russia

HM If you such impudent we play on default time !
12nd, December, 20:00 CET .
Not earlier not later .
To me has bothered under you to be arranged already the third time. I have already agreed with the command. During other time they cannot any more.

8 December 2008, 17:31

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Eu Air | Made in Russia

used by translater .

8 December 2008, 17:32

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Jp TrC | Exertus

Cant win, go for the forfeits, cool.

8 December 2008, 21:18

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Us rainbowfish

Are you saying your team can only play on Friday at 20:00(11am our time)and thats it? Not even a few hours later or a days before? I've seen your team pcwing until 3-4(your time) in the morning almost all week. I'm sorry if you feel we are being impudent towards you air, we've just never had this much difficulty scheduling with someone before. All the other ensl teams we've played against so far have been fairly flexible and easy to schedule with.

8 December 2008, 21:22

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Hu Voodo | Two Team Squad

voltage a lil bit more flexibility pls

8 December 2008, 23:31

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Jp TrC | Exertus

yep hate to admit it but v0 is one of the most active clans atm. You should arrange it instead of waiting for deadline! Specs demand some action!

9 December 2008, 01:37

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Eu Air | Made in Russia

U cant play play in friday , we cant play on sat morning ! And all my team cant play on work week , and what u gonna do ? I hate forfeit , i want to play ! But I was bothered with all time to concede .

9 December 2008, 04:33

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Hu Voodo | Two Team Squad

air u asked me yesterday if i had 6, it was monday dunno if u work on mondays where u live

9 December 2008, 04:56

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Lv Alpharama

monday is a work day, but that monday was day when everyone gathered.. friday is best option for us.. its actually the only day we can play + finals r on weekend, so no need to rush the events.. comon voodo, u already showed what u and your team can do, lets not talk about flexibility, we were ready twice..

9 December 2008, 05:11

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Jp TrC | Exertus

I sense lies, big lies.

9 December 2008, 05:33

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Eu Air | Made in Russia

In the evening to play I collect all whom I can! The basic structure cannot play when want HМ! Clearly?

9 December 2008, 06:02

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Lv jzide

I don't want to play ENSL match in working days, pcws easy but not ensl, there is personal reasons. Acceptable days are Friday, Saturday and maybe Sunday! We can gather in work days, but it will be kinda difficult.. Every one is free at weekends isn't it O_o ??

HM's played their matches between 20-22 in ENSL time..
We gave u 2 hours from 21-11 in ENSL, and u couldn't gather ur team..
So wtf r u trying to tell us?? That u can't play on Friday in 20:00 ?? ROFL!!!

9 December 2008, 07:50

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Hu Voodo | Two Team Squad

jz, friday 8pm cet is like friday noon for them they are in the US

9 December 2008, 08:13

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Eu pyro

NEED MORE DRAMA

9 December 2008, 08:56

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Lv Alpharama

ok, heres how it works - I talk to americans, we play on friday, everyone specs, everyone is happy.. now stop talking about this, its nothing u can do about it, finals r on sat and sun anyway.. and nana - ure fat

9 December 2008, 09:45

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De Cosmic | Saperion "Fan"-Club

gogo Americans, invite Obama and tell him to join as "Flayra" on hltv, that ll be epic!

9 December 2008, 09:57

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Hu Voodo | Two Team Squad

flayras will be banhammered from hltvs, we dont like the real one either :D

9 December 2008, 10:06

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Eu pyro

i still need more drama

9 December 2008, 10:43

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Hu Voodo | Two Team Squad

drop ur pants and post a pic we'll laugh at ya for the drama

9 December 2008, 10:56

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No Android | Snowrollers

Hahaha i fucking love u guys! :p

9 December 2008, 11:09

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Jp TrC | Exertus

personal reasons = "I dont want them to get players" ?

9 December 2008, 11:18

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Hu Voodo | Two Team Squad

android is expecting some "ur gay" post but hes not getting any!

9 December 2008, 11:25

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Lv jzide

yeah NANA!! U R ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! HOW DID U GUESSED, SOMEONE HELPED YA ?? dammit, mah plans REVEALED!!

eta scuka tupaja, menja uze podzaebala, v koster ejo! ^_^

9 December 2008, 11:34

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Fi Go4lie

nenado :(

9 December 2008, 12:05

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No Android | Snowrollers

Hahahaha yeah such a selfburn faliure :(
Need more flamers here, who gives a shit about actually playing ns?? :p

9 December 2008, 12:19

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Hu Psy | Two Team Squad

ns is dead we just want more and more drama

9 December 2008, 12:51

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Eu pyro

as i said, need more drama

9 December 2008, 13:06

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No Android | Snowrollers

Yeah fuck you pyro! *awaiting drama* ;)

9 December 2008, 13:14

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Hu Voodo | Two Team Squad

pyro ur lazy to do drama u only watch it

9 December 2008, 13:36

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Eu pyro

drama on t3g forum

9 December 2008, 13:48

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Eu pyro

ah fuck it
...

weeeed time

9 December 2008, 13:49

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No Android | Snowrollers

Hehe lucky you that can smoke weed :(
Fucking army shit for my part in a month -.-

9 December 2008, 15:01

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Aq Nde | Saunamen

The dreaming finals

9 December 2008, 16:09

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Uk GreeN | cisequaltothree

You want drama? I heard Adam "AltbstFrth" is coming back to NS for a final showdown- book your tickets now!

9 December 2008, 18:06

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Uk ShEePy

He's shit.

9 December 2008, 20:13

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Hu Voodo | Two Team Squad

android they can only see weed for like 8 days(i think), so if u got a month, get busy

10 December 2008, 00:52

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No Android | Snowrollers

"For a frequent user, the substance may stay in the system up to 40 days after abstaining from use of cannabis or cannabis containing substances. For seldom users, the detection period is from 2-10 days."
So in other words im fucked! lol ;D
Thats all from Androids smoking school for today!

10 December 2008, 02:15

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Hu Voodo | Two Team Squad

thats right children, drugs are bad, mmkay

10 December 2008, 02:19

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No Android | Snowrollers

hahaha! No fucking do them while u can kids! ;D

10 December 2008, 02:21

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Ie qin

drugs are bad yeah, but so is murder

10 December 2008, 07:06

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Fr marmotte

* * * ** * * * ** *PAPILLON DE LUMIÈRE *** * * ** ** *

10 December 2008, 07:50

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No Android | Snowrollers

"You can overdose on water, you can die from potatoes, all sorts of stuff can kill you, yet cannabis cant."
Not a single overdose have happened to date from the use of canabis. And it CAN NOT happen eighter because you would have to smoke half youre body weight within 15 min.. Imo a normal person would struggle to smoke 5 grams in this time!
So comparing, weed with murder if thats what u tried there qin is just ignorant..(probably misunderstood:p But just wanted to say this anyway xD)
Lesson 2 of Android`s smoking school!

10 December 2008, 08:24

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De Cosmic | Saperion "Fan"-Club

Might be Android, but u forgot the fact that smoker are so retarded that they might eat 2kg of it and die by asphyxiation. Or might die by the lighter cause they thought its funny in that drugged situation to use fuel as picklecream and so on....

10 December 2008, 08:54

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No Android | Snowrollers

At first sight i dident want to comment this even, because u clearly have never seen\smoked weed in youre life..Im a hash smoker, would you call me a retard? Got 119 iq and only got top grades in school (even gym)? I smoked hash every day, and it hasent affected me abit except for my lungs, thx to the legal tobaco i buy in the store... Ironic?
My guess is that if anyone was stupid enough to actually try to eat 2kg in the first place (and had the money for it...???)They would pass out before they got even close, maybe 20 grams then ZZzzzzZZZ...
Hope u read that last line really good because that is my main point! Pot\hash smokers dont do fucking silly shit like you "others" do, going around barfighting and beating their wifes because they are to "drunk"... They basicly feel to good, to do anything but to chiiiiiilll....

10 December 2008, 09:40

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De Cosmic | Saperion "Fan"-Club

cause u cant handle your life u need to take drugs, got it thx, btw u gave me a perfect argument, my iq is "mensa"tested 121, means i am smarter by not taking drugs, proven thx, back to topic, i want drama!

10 December 2008, 09:52

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Hu Voodo | Two Team Squad

WE NEED AN IQ TEST LINK HERE PEOPLE

10 December 2008, 10:07

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No Android | Snowrollers

People that do speed fall under the category that u just mentioned... I handle my life fine, havent felt a thing after 5 whole years of smoking... Because u see compared to other silly shit in this world weed is actually harmless.. And if u go read for youreself instead of just listening to other monkeys that heard shit from their mums, u and ure 121 iq will figure it out ureself...
Its just stupid commenting on stuff u seriously have no clue about...If u try it one day let me know, because then we can actually have this discussion, when u know what things are like...
Retards are everywere btw(E.g James, Fox, Arj to mention a few...) , dosent really have anything to do with pot smoking now does it?So u can have ure 2 points but u really dident prove anything by it...kthx.. Bring ze drama

10 December 2008, 10:08

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Vc BerglunD | Snowrollers

drugs is the best

10 December 2008, 10:21

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Fi Tane | Saunamen

You are fucking retard if you think your iq test tells shit about your intelligence as a whole. Its testing only minority of your intelligence mostly just your locical thinking.
But yeah, weak drugs arent more harmful than alcohol or ciggys. Only reason they are forbidden in most of countries is because goverments cant control drug business and therefore its bad business.

10 December 2008, 10:55

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No Android | Snowrollers

I just had to use it as and e.g to get her\him(?) to understand that u dont need to get stupifyed just because of something as weak as hash or pot..
Totally agree with the last thing u said tane!
Canabis can grow ANYWERE in the world = they cant control it = It must be illegal because they cant make money... Nice post tane!

10 December 2008, 11:19

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No Android | Snowrollers

they cant tax it* Shit spelling (been up 34 hours) :s

10 December 2008, 11:20

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De Cosmic | Saperion "Fan"-Club

ofc iq test hast nothing to do with intelligence, he wanted to profile with it, i did the same to show how retarded this conversation is. Just accept the fact that there is no objective answer to the question if those drugs are ok or not

10 December 2008, 11:44

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Lv Alpharama

why r u talking about drugs, alcohol and cigs @ ensl homepage? :D

10 December 2008, 12:41

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No Fana | Archaea

This is officially hilarious.

10 December 2008, 12:55

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Hu Voodo | Two Team Squad

seee kids, its easy

10 December 2008, 13:08

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Hu Voodo | Two Team Squad

by the way, im a DEA agent

10 December 2008, 13:08

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De Cosmic | Saperion "Fan"-Club

and i like hungarian food

10 December 2008, 13:09

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Hu Voodo | Two Team Squad

gulyás ftw

10 December 2008, 13:22

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Za Tweadle

Mine is 145 so everybody shut up and listen to what I have to say.

10 December 2008, 13:49

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Za Tweadle

zconed

10 December 2008, 13:50

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Eu enigmatic | 9L

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

10 December 2008, 14:00

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De Cosmic | Saperion "Fan"-Club

if u think about the fact that most iq tests go up to 140, yours is really impressive tweadle ^^

10 December 2008, 14:38

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Za Tweadle

yes, it is actually

10 December 2008, 14:39

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Sl GibbZ | 9L

"You are fucking retard if you think your iq test tells shit about your intelligence as a whole. Its testing only minority of your intelligence mostly just your locical thinking."
- think someones got a low IQ and jealous ;)

I know of a guy who smoked 3 joints of weed and had a massive anxiety attack and had massive heart spasms and pain. He hasn't taken it since. So I wouldn't say its harmless.

I personally do snus quite a bit and I think thats ace, all the benefits of smoking but you can do it indoors and it has less then half the ammount of carcinogens then a cigarette.

Also I got officially tested by my dyslexia clinic, and I have (had) an IQ of 153.

I feel I have sufficiently joined in with this discussion.

nLorigins > Radial.

10 December 2008, 14:53

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Za Tweadle

mine was mensa tested so ul

10 December 2008, 15:04

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Za Tweadle

Oh and they give a handicap (+20) to dyslexics to make them feel less stupid. A rule of thumb is: If you can't spell, you're DUMB.

10 December 2008, 15:07

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Sl GibbZ | 9L

The clinic would have to use official tests so I'm sure it would be linked with mensa.

Actually my spelling is alright. However I wouldn't rate that as intelligence. I mean learning words... anyone can do that? You simple read a dictionary all day over and over.
That's what I heard you did all day in your youth thomas :)

10 December 2008, 15:22

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Fi naduli | Exertus

Looking for potential finnish players! #DU.ns or pm me

10 December 2008, 16:19

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Sl GibbZ | 9L

please only related to the topic at hand zh...

10 December 2008, 16:45

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No Fana | Archaea

My IQ is the highest IQ posted before or after this comment +10.

10 December 2008, 18:08

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Eu AltFrthz

@ndriod I agree with your point- Cosmic is a monkey, however I believe that cannabis can numb a persons thirst for knowledge and therefore turn them into a retard/monkey.

10 December 2008, 18:56

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No Android | Snowrollers

So can alot of things altfrthz if u cant control ureself to some extend... Not saying that everyone should go take weed to become smart.. (lol?)
And zamma, if u smoke camel poop then i understand why u get ill... Come to norway and il hook u up with some good weed instead... hahaha ;)
And yes, this is officaly hilarious... Final`s were???? hahaha xD

10 December 2008, 20:18

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No Android | Snowrollers

(forgot to write)
Lesson 347 of Androids smoking school!
Drugs are good mmmkay!

10 December 2008, 20:28

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Sl GibbZ | 9L

don't we know it. I like poppers too!

10 December 2008, 22:24

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No Android | Snowrollers

1joint1cup.com

10 December 2008, 23:53

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Hu Voodo | Two Team Squad

cannabis effects ur long-term memory quite badly

11 December 2008, 00:51

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No Android | Snowrollers

Since you guys obviously dont read for ureselfs il post more shit here...:

"A 1998 report by INSERM and CNRS, which was directed by Dr. Pierre-Bernard Roques, determined that, "former results suggesting anatomic changes in the brain of chronic cannabis users, measured by tomography, were not confirmed by the accurate modern neuro-imaging techniques (such as MRI) ... Moreover, morphological impairment of the hippocampus [which plays a part in memory and navigation] of rat after administration of very high doses of THC was not shown." He concluded that cannabis does not have any neurotoxicity as defined in the report, unlike alcohol and cocaine"

11 December 2008, 01:44

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No Android | Snowrollers

So as far as my bad english understood this quote..
Alcohol AND cocain, both these DRUGS, effect you long term and make you as clever as (a) peanut. These things will KILL stuff in youre brain. Unlike natural stuff like canabis, that have side effects that goes 100% away after some time you stopped smoking it!

11 December 2008, 02:36

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Fi vallanhaamu | Anonym Anti Anti A.

I think the true test in all of these IQ tests is that if a person is willing to reveal it to everybody.

11 December 2008, 03:07

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No Android | Snowrollers

Talk about getting hung up in a small sentence i made... jeeeeze, i said it a million times it was to understate a point i was trying to make...

11 December 2008, 04:56

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Sl GibbZ | 9L

what happened to lump? I hear he used to be clever.

11 December 2008, 06:20

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Za Tweadle

If your IQ was higher Android, you'd know to listen to me, someone with superior IQ. You'd also know that cannabis (and all other drugs) affect people differently. Paranoia, general lethargy and accentuated happiness OR depression are all potential long-term effects on the brain. You've targeted some CANNABIS?YES! sites and put down some information to the contrary. That bloke is talking about one aspect of the drug that may not exist and you've interpreted it as no-bad-effects-on-the-brain which is pretty stupid. In fact, i'm going to hedge a bet and say that it's because you smoke too much that you came to that conclusion! Biased knowledge-site searching is also dumb. But don't worry; it's not your fault, it's your IQ's!

11 December 2008, 07:17

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Fi Varathar | Quaxy

... LOL! ...

11 December 2008, 17:18

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Fi Varathar | Quaxy

Get a life or start talking about NS!
Oktyplzx

11 December 2008, 17:22

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Jp TrC | Exertus

LOLZ

11 December 2008, 23:35

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Dk Johs

NS > IQ

12 December 2008, 01:26

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Ie qin

I'm listening to Michael Jackson lol

12 December 2008, 01:27

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Fr VinceDotLink | Stray Dogs

Baguette.

12 December 2008, 03:54

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Ba Altbst

I'll let youtube do the talking.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=udmpyvUKV7g Cosmic
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0xqIyJA4I-8 Shitblime
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=orTSfNfAYNY lump
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hQqUyBN4g8M Conclusion

12 December 2008, 08:11

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Fi dugi

FAT AND STINK

12 December 2008, 08:34

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Uk GreeN | cisequaltothree

You just got Altfrth'd

12 December 2008, 08:37

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No Android | Snowrollers

lmfao Alfrth!

12 December 2008, 09:38

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Pl Maxx

NS drama is back! does this forcast one more enls season, I SHOULD THINK SO!

12 December 2008, 09:40

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De Cosmic | Saperion "Fan"-Club

post 99!

12 December 2008, 09:55

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No Android | Snowrollers

lulz who will be the lucky nr 100? oÔ

12 December 2008, 10:05

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Vi frG | TROLLS

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/296221/ce38d242/de_jonko_is_terug.html

12 December 2008, 10:06

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