How active are you? Can you command? Can you lerk? Do you have a flat bum?
If you've got a flat bum, let explain to you what I'd you like you to do. I'd like you to write a concise treatise, apologising to humanity for polluting the gene pool and explaining, in context of a broader ethical framework, why you're lucky not to be shot on the fucking spot. I'd like you to then voluntarily engage in chemical sterilization, shortly before finding a plastic surgeon to stick silicon into your flat, sagging, sorry excuse for a behind. When you've done this, and you've freed your minds' focus from a constant sub conscious neurotic complex surrounding how disgusting it looks when you walk, you will be able to aim. Nearly as well as me. We can then talk about the initiation ceremony. You will need to be open minded. xx
Are you willing to get drunk and have a blast at match? We had 3 mercs at last match so I´m pretty sure we can fit you in if you want to! :D
We are not taking things too seriously so it´s all fun and games. AAAA is the clan and contact Voodoo or someone in our team at irc.
Berglund we need you to join the team and play with us next sunday. dogo is being dick and saying we can´t have more than 1 merc! :D I mean like whats that bs! we are anonyms!!!
