Recent bans

Hello guys.

It is with great dissapointment that I share the following news. After scanning lots of gather footage, we have found indisputable evidence pointing towards the use of wallhacks by two players that often participate in our gathers.

This is, of course, absolutly unacceptable and is against everything this league is about - fairplay. Even if the usuage of these wallhacks was "for fun", it is beyond the scope of any trolling i would allow in any game, league match or gather.

As you may, or may not know, the banned players are Kuitmo (my clanmate) and Literally Gay, two very popular guys who play gathers very often.

Personally, I am really at a loss of words..

This news post was an april fools joke

Danny on 31 March 11 18:39

History | Comments: 74

Comments

By: LITERALLY_GAY ( 3D happy land ) on 31/Mar/11 18:45
I appreciate you mentioning this to me before actually making it public but I stand by what I said to you privately which is that this is complete bullshit. Yes, I've shown some improvement recently; that doesn't mean I take too kindly to being accused of cheating... You said you'd make the exact time stamps of the gather vids available to me so that you can actually justify banning me, so I look forward to your apology.
By: fitoX ( 250 de ping ) on 31/Mar/11 18:59
wtf
By: dugi on 31/Mar/11 19:01
are the videos watchable for everyone? I'd like to look into it too...

Didn't kuitmo get banned on VAC before?
By: noway ( The Team ) on 31/Mar/11 19:03
Yeah he did but after he payed 50$ for unban
By: TrC ( Exertus ) on 31/Mar/11 19:05
Nice, I would love to see the videos <3

or just get owned
By: noway ( The Team ) on 31/Mar/11 19:25
U can see Kuitmo obviously WHacking from 12:43 mins
http://www.ensl.org/directories/92
By: swalk ( RadicaL ) on 31/Mar/11 19:26
Wow, to be that bad at ns that you have to use hacks to win. What have this community become?
By: 360ms on 31/Mar/11 20:07
Haha, should have seen the aimbot zh was using a few years ago! CHEEKY BLIGHTERS!

GAY STOP CHEATING! FIRST YOU CHEAT YOUR SEXUALITY AND NOW THIS! I R DISSAPOINT .
By: bHack ( UK ) on 31/Mar/11 20:43
meh, it's not 1st of april timestamp on my PC. but ye, ok.
Fail joke is fail:)

And not funny =(
By: sublime ( Perfect Peckers ) on 31/Mar/11 22:14
Wonder how many of those spastics were ACTUALLY serious?
By: 360ms on 01/Apr/11 00:14
Danny on 31 March 11 23:39

Both of their bans are listed on the ban page.

HMMM
By: Peckerwoodz on 01/Apr/11 02:56
I allways wondered about some players here.
You guys should check out gibbz I heavily suspect him, he such a dumb player but still he succeeds.
I WONDER WHY!
By: doctor ( Team Four ) on 01/Apr/11 04:54
i knew it , theres noway kuitmo could be better than me..
By: naduli ( Exertus ) on 01/Apr/11 04:57
I always knew there was something fishy about Kuitmo....
By: Aleksi ( FINNSTACK ) on 01/Apr/11 04:57
AHUR AHUR WELL PLAYED AKI, :=DDDDDDD
By: Saderi ( FINNSTACK ) on 01/Apr/11 04:58
I KNEW IT, Aki told me last summer he's using wallhack, im suprised you didnt figure it out sooner than this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: qtm ( Flatline-Ns ) on 01/Apr/11 05:14
Damn you newbies! I use the same soundcard that Handscuch used to. It may look like a wallhack, but its all sound based guessing where the skulk might be...
By: Saebelzahnelefant ( Team Four ) on 01/Apr/11 07:24
pls can you turn this joke into something usefull like giving lagitmo and danny a wallhack for real?
could make up for their lack of brains in gathers!
By: gobot ( Stray Dogs ) on 01/Apr/11 07:40
for me it´s first april :D So let´s see what Danny sais later =D
By: EisTeeAT on 01/Apr/11 07:46
Srsly .. Qtm Aim is way to Fail for wallhacking ... when i spec those two nibz i always think .. how can he not know there is a skulk there i heard that fucker even while i got music on .. SO .. FAIL !
By: aA on 01/Apr/11 07:58
oh u so good ; D
By: EisTeeAT on 01/Apr/11 08:07
I am not thats the point aA .. once again spelling stuff out for you ... so When even i hear them with music someone with Wallhack should have killed them an hour ago ... now let see if i have to spell out the hour thing too !
By: CAssassin ( Saunamen ) on 01/Apr/11 08:39
busted selvästi
By: pyro on 01/Apr/11 08:57
fake!
By: SaperioN ( Flatline-Ns ) on 01/Apr/11 09:03
ahahah wallhacks never came out because gamescreenshots like s4's dissapoint so misteriosly :DDDD
By: homik on 01/Apr/11 09:14
at first i was like :O, then i lol'd.
By: JarO ( Team One ) on 01/Apr/11 09:23
qtmo ;o You won't play in my clan
By: Saebelzahnelefant ( Team Four ) on 01/Apr/11 10:16
thats harh jaro. what does an enslban have to do with your hello kitty world clan?
By: LITERALLY_GAY ( 3D happy land ) on 01/Apr/11 11:13
I like how Danny suddenly went afk last night when I asked for the videos... gg.......................
By: gobot ( Stray Dogs ) on 01/Apr/11 12:16
I think it´s first april , it would be a REALLY BAD JOKE otherwise.

Sap I think u mean disappear right :D
By: d- on 01/Apr/11 12:54
Nice troll danny
By: blind ( Gorge Casting Couch ) on 01/Apr/11 12:59
haha i totally fell for it, nice one danny :D
By: Tweadle on 01/Apr/11 13:27
Would have been more believable if the players banned won't so shit.
By: noway ( The Team ) on 01/Apr/11 15:52
I wanted to ban U Tweadle for the aimbot but it would be much more LOL and unbelievable ;D
By: Rockd ( Indie Game of Year ) on 01/Apr/11 16:40
Gayest April fools ever
By: BerglunD ( Snowrollers ) on 01/Apr/11 17:32
'LITERALLY_GAY'I appreciate you mentioning this to me before actually making it public but I stand by what I said to you privately which is that this is complete bullshit. Yes, I've shown some improvement recently; that doesn't mean I take too kindly to being accused of cheating... You said you'd make the exact time stamps of the gather vids available to me so that you can actually justify banning me, so I look forward to your apology.


I have never laughed so much as when i read this. hilarious you were the first to comment and starting to defend yourself :D
By: EisTeeAT on 01/Apr/11 17:45
well berglund . obviously he was playing along from the start ... he was IN on the "joke"
By: aA on 01/Apr/11 18:25
stop mentioning the most obvious things like "im super bad eistee" and on other hand mentioning that you did something better than a wallhacker, FUCKIN MAKE YOUR MIND YOU MONG OR SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD. oh god
By: EisTeeAT on 01/Apr/11 18:45
ah you prove again that you are not capable of understanding the easiest things XDD .. I was making that point to "prove" that THEY CAN NOT be wallhackers .. but reading really is not your strong side .. or is it just the BAD english language? XD !

ANd stop insulting my little boy .. it is just making YOU look bad 8) !
By: aA on 01/Apr/11 18:47
you're still bad cause subconsciously you're prasing yourself, man you're really sad
By: aA on 01/Apr/11 18:47
THATS MEGA SAD
By: aA on 01/Apr/11 18:48
MEGA SAD
By: EisTeeAT on 01/Apr/11 18:51
Am I? how would you know what my subconsious is all about?

But hey maybe you do have some kind of Psych degree ... maybe in Poland you can have that with 10 years .. i mean you steal everything there maybe you stole a diploma 8) !
By: aA on 01/Apr/11 18:53
oh my you're so sad by going nationality on me ; DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

you're really have to be so stupid that im gonna fell for this and actually care a bit ; DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
By: EisTeeAT on 01/Apr/11 18:55
You are not even saying anything here .. i insult poland at least 5 times a day .. that was jsut a remark on the side !

But hey as long as you entertain me 8) its all good XD !
By: aA on 01/Apr/11 18:56
i'm just showing how much i care about a person that needs to praise himself to feel better, sup eistee ; D
By: aA on 01/Apr/11 18:57
OH MY HOW AA CANNOT CARE ABOUT ME
By: aA on 01/Apr/11 18:57
wow eistee you're such a sad person maybe i should send you a teddy bear so you can feel better
By: EisTeeAT on 01/Apr/11 18:58
See and once again you contradict yourself ... if you would not care you would stop posting ! .. HAHA ..!

And yeah i crave your approval XDD !

Now what is the smart aA going to do .. stop posting .. maybe that is jsut what i want .. ahh such a predicament .. XD !

<33 aA !!
By: aA on 01/Apr/11 19:01
hahaha you're so stupid that i must state you the obvious things cause otherwise youre just way too dumb to realize certain things like:
baddies like you from division 9 should shut the fuck up
and when they are loosing they should stop blaming every1 else around for his baddienest ; d
By: EisTeeAT on 01/Apr/11 19:04
No dont go trying to do what i do to you all the time .. As everyone knows by now i am the one that has to explain everything to you .. i dont need to prove that anymore . done enough! next .. why would i say anything to a statement that is not even in bizaro world to any interest of me XD !

Once again .. I AM BAD at NS .. and i am ok with it ... now you can go ahead and say the subconsious thing again .. maybe we can spiral down into a nice little circle ;D endless entertainment . WOOHOO !!
By: aA on 01/Apr/11 19:07
downie yes you are eistee WOOHOO! ; D
By: aA on 01/Apr/11 19:07
REALIZE IT ALREADY YOURE A FUCKIN MONGOLOID
By: Fana ( Archaea ) on 01/Apr/11 19:11
By: EisTeeAT on 01/Apr/11 19:12
Well at least i manage to keep my thoughts in order enough to get them all IN ONE POST .. srsly .. Think .. write .. maybe THINK AGAIN .. then press Post ;D !

And oh now that you say it yes i realize it .. or do I? XDD !

and tbh i am not sure what you try to say with downie? .. am i dampening your mood by showing you how limited you are (in your mind(better say it before i have to explain it again)) ! ;D !
By: aA on 01/Apr/11 19:21
yes you're a downie i dont even have to read that essay you just wrote to know such things ; D
By: EisTeeAT on 01/Apr/11 19:23
So you agree .. well i am sorry to be a buzzkill for you i will try to not embarass you as much in the future !

Thx for the Talk it was as always very entertaining 8) ! *kiss* XD !
By: aA on 01/Apr/11 19:26
i didnt agree anywhere besides the point you're a retard DOWNIE AND A MONGOLOID AND DIVISION 9 AND SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP
By: aA on 01/Apr/11 19:27
KKTHX *kiss* XD !
By: EisTeeAT on 01/Apr/11 19:33
Srsly .. whats with all the bad words .. if your mom would know you talk like that she would probaply break your fingers (since you "talk" by writing on the internet) i am sure you are not talking like that in your normal life so she does not have to wash your mouth with soap 8) !

But hey otherwise nice talking to you as always XD !
Just try to stop being a "pottymouth" !
By: aA on 01/Apr/11 19:54
YOU ARE MONGOLOID EISTEE DEAL WITH IT
By: EisTeeAT on 01/Apr/11 19:57
so we really did end up in a cycle after all . at least on your end 8) !

So i will say good Night ! XD !
By: aA on 01/Apr/11 19:57
no, you still didnt admit truly to yourself that you're stupid, good night.
By: huhuh ( Danny Est Gros ) on 01/Apr/11 20:08
LOL'd
nice one danny-kun !
By: SaperioN ( Flatline-Ns ) on 02/Apr/11 07:30
better do kind of this april-jokes at july... much more funny :D
By: Johs on 02/Apr/11 07:53
EisTee - aA. Second round... FIGHT
By: EisTeeAT on 02/Apr/11 07:54
Nah i dont kick ppl when they are on the floor BB :D !
By: sancezz ( NewStyleD Return ) on 02/Apr/11 12:51
noobs down :P
By: 360ms on 03/Apr/11 05:17
wow...

you two need to either fuck each other or get out more
By: 360ms on 03/Apr/11 05:18
'HEY YOU'RE STUPAHD'

'WHAT NO FUCK YOU DUDE YOUR EVEN STUPAHDER!'

'NO FUCKNG ACTUALLY YOU ARE'

'NO MAN YOUR JUST A HYPOCRIT CUS UR STUPAHD AND YOU INSULT PEOPLEZ'

... 4 hour later...

'SERIOUSLEE YOUR MORE STUPAHD'

'ACTUALLY NO YOUR JUST STUPAHD CUS YOU SAY IM STUPAHD WHEN YOURE STUPAHD'

'LOL BUT UR A STUPID MORE IM SMART AND YOU LOVE ME CUS U REPLY'

'NO I HATE U UUR STUPAHD HIPPOKRIT'
By: Saebelzahnelefant ( Team Four ) on 03/Apr/11 07:52
fo umpl -.-
some of us love to see how the failiest troll evar gets trolled by eistee :D
By: EisTeeAT on 03/Apr/11 14:15
LOL .. <3 tom XD ! .. but srsly i would like to believe that i am not as low as u describe it here ;D !

And i dont hate aA .. he is my number one source of entertainment in NS ^^ !
By: 360ms on 03/Apr/11 23:45
Hahaha you both need to like 69 each other or something and I know Saebel would enjoy seeing that even more ^_^
By: Saebelzahnelefant ( Team Four ) on 04/Apr/11 03:17
if by 69 you mean some kind of drinking contest that involves 69 bottles yes.
YOU PERVERT!

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